Why not?
Because the answer is not here,
That's why not.

Is this how you respond to challenges?
You should be ashamed!
Buck up!
Dig in!
It can be done!

"It can be done, beggars!
It can be done!
If it could not be done,
I would not say:
'It can be done!'
It can be done,
So I say:
'It can be done!'"

Send responses to:

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Those sending in correct responses will be given a key that accesses a description of this problem and a solution.