Q.  What facilities does one get in Nirvana ?.

A.  Ha! Haa!.  Nirvana is not a place, where one can expect facilities. It
    is not a five-star Hotel or the kind.
    The Sanskrit word 'Nirvana' has its Pali equivalant 'Nibbana'.
    Nibbana is the state one reaches at the successful culmination of
    trodding the middle path (magga) ie. when one becomes an 'Arahatta'.

    When one eradicates in total one's defilements, one reaches the sublime
    state of 'Nibbana'.